Mini Spitefics
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frostedoverroseA/N: These are from my comments on Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 5 part 1.
"Hmm . . . tasty."
Then Teddy jumped out of Ana's arms screaming, "Bad touch! I need an adult!"
Meanwhile, Ana stepped on Christian's foot, kicked Christian in his sack of junk, and as Christian started to fall down, Ana punched him in the face. She said, "Christian Grey you have the right to remain silent. Anything said can and will be used against you in the court of law."
Yes, a sex scene was starting with two kids close by. Outside.
As Christian is about to slam into me, a male voice somewhere shouts, "Freeze!"
Christian turned to the police officer and snarls, "Don't you know who I am?"
"You're under arrest for child neglect and public exposure. You have the right to remain silent. Anything said can and will be used against you in the court of law. If you don't have an lawyer, the court would provide one for you." The police officer said and slapped cuffs on me and my Fifty Shades.
And since underwear is banned, and they like to do it every time they find a wall or a bed, you know she's got stuff running down her legs.
As Christian and I entered the restaurant, everyone looked at us in horror. Ted face-palmed and Phoebe looked away, and seemed to pretend that she wasn't related to us.
"What?" Christian demanded.
"You two need some self-control!" Mrs. Grey shouted, her face turning red. "You two can't have sex in public! That's disgusting!"
"What are you talking about?" I demanded, feeling self-conscious about mine and Christian's rendezvous in the women's bathroom.
Everyone, including our kids pointed down towards my legs. I looked, noticing liquid was stuck to my legs.
Three security guards and a woman wearing a dark red dress, her dirty blonde hair was in a bun, appeared.
"I'm going to ask you two to kindly leave." The woman said, giving a fake smile.
"Why?" Christian demanded.
The woman looked at us both. "Some guests reported to me, that there were two people having sex in a stall, and were disrupting our guests. We've also been told that there was a fingering out in the open. So kindly leave while these nice three men show you the way out."
The three security guards led us out, to the applause of everyone else.
"Hmm . . . tasty."
Then Teddy jumped out of Ana's arms screaming, "Bad touch! I need an adult!"
Meanwhile, Ana stepped on Christian's foot, kicked Christian in his sack of junk, and as Christian started to fall down, Ana punched him in the face. She said, "Christian Grey you have the right to remain silent. Anything said can and will be used against you in the court of law."
Yes, a sex scene was starting with two kids close by. Outside.
As Christian is about to slam into me, a male voice somewhere shouts, "Freeze!"
Christian turned to the police officer and snarls, "Don't you know who I am?"
"You're under arrest for child neglect and public exposure. You have the right to remain silent. Anything said can and will be used against you in the court of law. If you don't have an lawyer, the court would provide one for you." The police officer said and slapped cuffs on me and my Fifty Shades.
And since underwear is banned, and they like to do it every time they find a wall or a bed, you know she's got stuff running down her legs.
As Christian and I entered the restaurant, everyone looked at us in horror. Ted face-palmed and Phoebe looked away, and seemed to pretend that she wasn't related to us.
"What?" Christian demanded.
"You two need some self-control!" Mrs. Grey shouted, her face turning red. "You two can't have sex in public! That's disgusting!"
"What are you talking about?" I demanded, feeling self-conscious about mine and Christian's rendezvous in the women's bathroom.
Everyone, including our kids pointed down towards my legs. I looked, noticing liquid was stuck to my legs.
Three security guards and a woman wearing a dark red dress, her dirty blonde hair was in a bun, appeared.
"I'm going to ask you two to kindly leave." The woman said, giving a fake smile.
"Why?" Christian demanded.
The woman looked at us both. "Some guests reported to me, that there were two people having sex in a stall, and were disrupting our guests. We've also been told that there was a fingering out in the open. So kindly leave while these nice three men show you the way out."
The three security guards led us out, to the applause of everyone else.
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